This blog (blog.EY.MD) is a gaming and autism related web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways, or so we claim. All news articles contained within our blog are fiction, and presumably fake news.
Our blog is intended for a mature, sophisticated, and autistic audience. Good luck finding that.
With that out of the way, it's important to note that if you're reading this, you're retarded.